Don't Mess With Your Girlfriends Stuff
Josh was bored one day and decided while his girlfriend was out shopping he was going to have a closer look around his girlfriends flat, he went from room to room checking out wardrobes, cupboards and drawers, when he got to the bathroom he noticed a gold coloured spray can, It said on the can,
"Salon Airbrush Legs"
"Spray on perfect legs in an instant"
He laughed as he took the top off the can," How can girls be so gullible,'' he said, as he began to spray the "Deep Glow" spray tan on his own legs, then suddenly he went heady and as he looked to see if his legs were getting the promised tan he realized he had made a terrible mistake, his legs did indeed get the tan promised on the can but the hair on his legs began to fall out and they became slender and more feminine, that was bad enough but his toe nails began to turn Ultra Red, the same colour of his girlfriends toe nails.
He started to panic when he heard the apartment door open, it
Robert and Kaitlin (Mother and Son)Robert laid his backpack down on his chair. After climbing up to the second floor, where his bedroom was, he usually just plopped down on his bed, but he was too excited today. After years of playing on the basketball team, he finally got invited to the party. THE party. The party that EVERYONE (who mattered, at least) went to. As a 19 year old guy, getting an invitation like this was perfect timing. Chicks dig sports guys, and Rob was as sporty as he liked.
He checked his new drivers license he just got a few months ago:
Robert L. Kelon
Rob thanked every day he was built like a basketball player. It gave him the feeling of importence, but now being able to officially drive made life even sweeter.
Kaitlin Kelon, Rob's mother, as also just gotten home, after shopping for groceries, she was done for the day. She may only be 37, but after having a kid, she got her life on track. Her husband, Gregory Kelon, had gotten he
I Hate Jenny Pt2
I was surprised to see Jenny hadn't over done the make up, she explained, When she did the make up for my halloween appearance it had to be over the top, tonight was more about subtlety than brashness she told me. "I always think red polish looks good on ginger headed girls don't you," she said as she painted my nails a bright red colour
I took a look in the mirror in her apartment, looking back at me was my nemesis Myriah, Jenny called a cab for us, was I really going to meet my girlfriend dressed as a girl, and with an ex girlfriend of my own , Oh man this was getting serious, I'd never had shaven my legs or worn stockings before not even for Halloween, so it was quite the shock when my legs felt the breeze as I stepped outside and into the cab, Jenny held the cab door open for me trying to emasculate me even more, "After you ma'lady" she said.
"Where are you taking me" I asked, "You will see" she answered
"I'm surprised you don't recognize the pl
Buried A Brother - Dug Up A Sister
"I suppose you two think this is funny"
That's how it started, but it only got worse, my sisters asked if they could bury me up to my head in the sand, it seemed innocent enough, after all I had done the same to them in the past, I even helped them dig the hole, when the hole was deep enough, I stepped into it, and they started filling the hole in around me, when they got to my waist they added something from a bag they had brought with them, it looked just like a bag of sand, (but why would they bring extra sand?) I was a little worried but I felt it was nothing I couldn't get out of whenever I wanted to, so I let them continue to fill the hole.
When the hole was filled up to my head the girls patted it down, it got a little tight but again I thought it wouldn't be a problem if I wanted to get out, I didn't get worried until two kids started pouring water over my head, "Ok very funny," I said, but as
Rejuvenation"Fuck!" Jim yelled to himself after slamming his apartment door shut. He just lost his job at the auto shop. He could feel himself getting more and more stressed. He squeezed his eyes shut, and ran his hands through his shoulder-length black hair. He didn't even have that much money saved up in his bank account; he wouldn't last long unemployed.
Jim began quickly walking towards his kitchen. He almost tripped on all the clothes that were still strewn out on the floor. He habitually yanked the refrigerator door open, grabbed a beer, and twisted off the cap in one familiar set of motions.
He took it back over with him to his crummy little couch. Sitting down, he let the couch sag under his weight, and let himself sag under the weight of his horrible day. As luck would have it, that's when his sister called.
"Hey," Jim answered his cell.
"Hi Jimmy!" she responded. Perfect, Jim thought, Elaine was as bubbly as ever. Jim's sister was the exact opposite of him in many ways. She was ri
Black Frilly Panties
Richard and Angela had owned the Red Lion for 18 years, it was in the middle of town, a perfect place for all who were looking for a drink and meal, they were never going to get rich from their business, but they made a decent living, they had two children, both in college and doing quite well thank you very much, However, two years ago the powers that be, decided to open a "Hooters" not fifty yards from their door, this signalled the end for the "Lion" as it was called, but Rich and Ang decided to fight fire with fire, they decorated inside and changed the name of the pub to "Bottoms Up" a kind of play on words, Ang said, "If they want to have a pub that shows women's chests, then they would have one that showed, well their Bottoms lol".
The uniform of the waitresses was changed to reflect the new name, Black blouses, short black skirts and frilly black panties, the waitresses were asked to keep the most popular b
My Girlfriend Forced Me to Paint My NailsPart 1
Let me tell you a story about an ex girlfriend of mine that got a little bit out of control. I won’t say her real name, but let’s call her Rachel.
Things were good when we started dating. She was a firecracker. Just the right amount of wild side and adventure. Kept things very interesting and exciting. She was drop dead gorgeous - sexy as ****. She ALWAYS kept her nails perfect… and she ALWAYS kept her nails jet black. This was something I noticed when we first met – went perfect with her personality and made her that little bit extra bit of sexy.
Usually she got professional manicures/pedicures, but would repaint as soon as they started to grow out. Needless to say, quite often, she would be painting her nails around the house (we lived together) while we were watching TV or hanging out. About 6 months in to our relationship she started asking me if she could paint my nails as well. I would always quickly shut down the conversation and didn’t think